Stuff etc.

no-this-is-jarod:

does this even make sense idk i tried

no-this-is-jarod:

does this even make sense idk i tried

marina: are you satisfied with an average life?

me: bitch i might be

Person: are you crying about a tv show

Me: bitch I might be.

that-fool-of-a-took:

I thought I’d have a go at making one of these, they’re so funny

that-fool-of-a-took:

I thought I’d have a go at making one of these, they’re so funny

“Are you in love?”
“Bitch I might be.”
— Yours truly (via caught-in-a-feeling)

vickvicka:

sorry not sorry

robin-cookie:

parents: are you drunk?

me: bitch i might be

teacher: you're late

me: bitch i might be

mom: are you pregnant

me: bitch i might be

Person: are you gay?

Me: bitch i might be

brookemack:

This really cute guy came into my work just now to buy some things and after taking his receipt he smiled and jokingly said, “Yea, scam the system! Am I right?”

And I smiled back and said “As long as you get ahead”.

And his smile immediately kind of dropped and I could tell he was thinking like, “what, are you a monster or something?”

Bitch, I might be.